Uptight-Unplanned

well for all you’s lovley and sometimes sexy people out there who read this. and aren’t going away with me this week. i’ll leave you with a lovely story to keep you occupied for at least…. 10 secs?

one day there as a boy named *cencerd for legal reasons* he once got bitten by a radioactive ginger person (i dont wanna know where they had been) so then the next morning he was…. supergingerman.
well the boy thought he was till i kicked his ass and proved i was the real supergingerman also being a ninja aswell as a superhero is hard work but fun. Lukey (best ninja in the world) is back so i need to look like im working hard or he’ll probably feed me to his pet tri- dragon.. (thats a dragon with 3 heads)

yeah maybe ive been watching to much ask a ninja. but as G.I pointed out a while ago. its sooo good
anyhoo see you’s all in a week

next time people see me can they remind me to talk to mrben please
thanks.

also everyone shoudl come out on monday to stavka garage… for some antics
also seen “the wild” was a very good flick i need to say.

ok i wont ramble on.
thanks for hopefully reminding me

well the U:U where away this weekend for the church weekend away…

and what did we get upto?
well mischeif of course!

my hugs and kisses to mrsben for the photos xxxxxxx (sorry mrben)
catch ya’s

as the title says!

well they tried to do it with SCBU (which stands fo Specail Care Bay Unit) but aline keeps mispelling it as SCiBU… eh?

but i was talking to cheezy and we decided that we need a big youth cell renunion.
if you dont know what youth cell is well, you miss out on the greatest experience ever. back in the day we ruled.

while it might be hard to get some of the youth together… as i havnt talked to some of them in years. the team should hopefully be easy to get together.

MrBen, MrsBen, Diane, Liloman (aka Gary Niven), Aunty Iris, Lois, Craig, Gillian Hill and Alan!

any more just add it on really.

even though i see most of that list i think they should all come to SCBU and do it olde stylee!!!!!
i think that is possible, i might actualy go to SCBU if that happends!

well.. yesterday (thursday the 6th of April) me and dinoman where talking about the U:U and really decided we are too good and other stuff

but then also we came to the decision to fully allow Dancing_Doug to be an offical member of the U:U.

so to cut a long story short mr Douglas Paisley aka Dancing_Doug is now part of the U:U.

so fear him. hopefully we will hear from him shortly about the matters of his inclusion into this elite, powerfull, and gracefull organisation

PS to my other 2 U:U members… (talks in specail U:U code) slash!

the title has nothing to do with what im going onto discuss

so i was thinking about my post about axl rose… and i noticed who also commented on the post… yes i know mrben did…. but also there was DINOMAN. so then i thought some more. and relised.

jimmy is doing an axl rose! execpt its not been 13 years since his last post… although it feels like it.

why does dr mikey think this… well i have a few reasons.

1) they are both egotistical bum cheeks. Axl and his “God’s N’ Roses” and jimmy with his “im gonna rule the world you mofo’s”

2) the sudden reappearences of them both. both have been out the public eye, working on their “masterpieces” raking up huge bills… and to appear in public again must mean the end is nigh on the work and they are ready to roll.

3) When asked about CD axl said itll be “something new” and with a sound “more like queen than GnR of old” which im scard of, but might work out.

jimmy on the other hand when i askd him about his comeback post he said, “i need to get rhythm” but also added… “Im coming back from the dead, 2 pops to your head, re-writing the history books, showing u how this stuff** should be done”… he had some crappy rap rhyming going on… but we can cope with that… well you’s better.

**(ed note, personaly i would use s**t, goes with the rhythm better)

ok there are some quick points on to why i think axl and dinoman are using the same tactic in the posting front.

in an interveiw with Supergingerman (yes i do interview myself), it was also revealed he may have a time scale on this.
when asked his reply was. “i havent seen it or know its content, but i think itll be out in a few weeks maybe a month…” so excting news there by the Unplanned in Uptight:Unplanned.

On the rumours that the U:U may be splitting Dinoman had this to say…. “Supergingerman needs Dinoman like fat kid love cake”

Supergingerman also comment on this, but when we told him of the rumours he laffed so hard that the only words that could be understood was “those retards”

well there we have it, lotsa scoopage there from sgm@jm.org for you to love.

well i was away seeing Tafty, who some of you’s might remember and if’s you dont shame on you. and beatings would be given to you by the michael rangers.

ok well on my 12 hour adventure to cambridge. i stopped of in London and had to get another bus. so food was a nice thing. then off again through the centre of the lovely captial of England. where i passes by the Thames, and thought “wow i am sexy.. i mean… the whale was here, and im having a whale of a time” then i sniggered and the people on the bus looked at me.

so onto the main event… Cambridge.
i could tell you in detail about what i did and how i felt with my time there, but i could also send you to led zepplins “the rain song” which will remind me of there. it just will, its so relaxing and nice. and its what i put on when i first got back to taftys.

seeing tafty again:
was amazing. Yeah i know its a strong word to use. But it was that really. It was like the old days, but back again. So we laughed about how many people in the church we pissed off last year, agreeded that they where just silly to be annoyed by it all (coff sounds like half of the name of mine and dinomans group U:U ) It was good seeing her but i miss her again, got used to seeing her all the time stupid distances..

mm what else that i have to say or people will moan…. what we did.. well ok
we wandered about cambridge, i was in awe at how big one collage of the Uni was… it was massive. just one big thing for a dozen or so students. no wonder people love Cambridge.

oh we went to pizza express, which is nice. then to the pics to see a cock and bull story.. which was… alright. was weird but had some funny moments.

we watched a heck of a lot of scrubs. which is amazing. i love that show.

well on the trip back i met a girl who is at stirling uni doing like film media, so the 12 hour adventure wasnt to bad then
oh and Cambridge has the best chocolate shop in the world. so nice, is all fairly traded and tastes sooooooooooooooo good. well apart from the chilie chocolate, that was just weird.

well i can say now after this post has taken me like 3 days to write, that i had a whale of a time in Cambridge, and Tafty sends her love… and she’ll most prob see this and better comment

yeah ino ino, i hear everyone saying it. but where has he gone, he hasnt wrote anything for months, and the public want to here his thoughts and what he has been doing..
well i can give you a hint, it involves, him cheezy, a meter stick and a tub of vasoline… oh you dont want to know now.. well ok.

dinoman we want you to write something… (well the riff raff do, im not botherd too much)

well i want to take time from “studying” to tell you about mine and jimmys hero….
*drumo roll*

DAVE

ok if anyone watched paradise hotel, you would know that it was an over-emoitional, comical, and downright silly “dating” reality show. which was altered to a degree whohc made it so fun to watch a min WW3 go on. but out of all teh body builders and models that where on, there was one…. DAVE. he was your average guy and he ruled. was so cool. he “played the game” which was cool and mnged to come through right to the end where he was kinda backstabbed, but its ok he’s over it now.

hes getting married.. yip kids its true, getting married on July 8th i belive in a cool wedding. i could find all the sites.. but i cant be botherd.

ive got an exam 2moro, 50 multi choice so every answer is C.

ohoh and on a funnier note.. mrBen want to take this oppertunity to say thanks for letting me into the fueldump on sunday night. i couldve did it myself, but thank you…. i shouldve used the knife though… mightve been funnier.

anyway keep a lookout for DAVE… hes the man