Uptight-Unplanned

Hey well what a busy time it has been this year it’s actually flown by. I actually forgot about this haven of words I know I know hit me across the head and call me loser but I have had no time at all Life has been filled with theatre productions (which was class was stage manager at the citz sounds really important but wasent really) em work (this is a bummer cause general public tend to smell bad and be nasty to whomever is serving them(me)) and oooo Uni Interview (RSAMD -scary lots of work and before I even get in the course) ohhh and ok this is my RANT are you ready…..

A couple o months ago three stupid neds ( Neds )decided to mug me I tried to say mate don’t do it but as there were three of them I was like hey not much chance of me winning a fight so got my dancing shoes on a quickstepped outta there anyway the police got them which was all good anyway today I got a letter and now I have to be a witness what is all that about? I don’t see the point all hes going to get is a slap on the wrist if that and it’s just my word against mine. Also why do people think they can just attack other people on the streets what gives them the right to do that? what are these guys going to end up with…a prison sentence it is really sad to think about that’s what they have let themselves into…well that was way before Christmas and I have forgotten what they look like so should be interesting what happens on the day.

Keep on Dancin

Dancin_Doug

Well helllooo

As some of you may know I was concussed still am a wee bit sore head dizziness and all that stuff but I thought I would tell of the night it happened

Well it was a raining Thursday night and Ben the genius that he is devised a night exercise taking advantage of campers so leaders could get there own back. well I had been out with my campers on the first run and I had to admit it was actual scary at some points but good fun winding the primary unit up well anyway made it back in one piece and got my campers in bed and went back out onto the field (which I wasn’t suppose to do) and started my reign of terror at bloon point 3 the plan was when the final unit arrived all leaders were suppose to ambush them at the septic pond and chuck em in well that’s when i was attack by Finley basically he just ran into me and knocked me out the rest is kind of blurry after that all I remember was Ben coming over and asking if i was alright so anyway made it back to the house got shouted at by Aline then sat down and felt like absolute crap and then got sent to the hospital with Diane. At the hospital all the docs thought my face paint was bruising and i was all called a liar and a drug addict by one of the docs then i was told i had to stay in hosp and wasn’t allowed to go to sleep for more than an hour at a time anyway im alive and mostly well. Overall opinion I enjoyed
On that groove…Dancing Doug

Well hello I thought I would give an update on one of the Uptight: Unplanned members…

Well my life has been very busy recently had so much course work to finish, exams and choices for next year which is an actual bummer. I got the choice to go do work as a sparky or I may have a chance to work with a mobile gig company(XFN) which is really good fun I did the west end festival with them which was class but taking this choice its risky, cause they might not take me and to begin with I would get paid nothing or almost nothing but nearly everything else is going fine. I always miss Jedimoose nights out which im gutted about the last one I was in east Kilbride doing a gig I met the guy that plays in hogmanay live every year and also the lead singer from the runrig.

Right on that groove…Dancing_Doug

heres a movie i made

On that groove

Dancing Doug

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Well during the past week ive seen an increase in ned activity ill tell you the how it started…well just finnishd work and i then saw the superheros BigAl and Supergingerman standing outside the gateway just seeing a drunk ned girl getting upducted you know how weird is that but BigAl scared him off with his bouncer jacket( BigAl - ‘yes im the saving the world one ned at a time’ legend) so then the next day i was on te Bus and 3 guys were wearin the exact same clothes….now 1st question is a being a ned like being part of a cult and 2nd question do you think they think that they are cool…well i then was taking the kids to Xstream sports nd they are all part of a squad or a bowrie what the hec is a bowrie? ….

Im thinkin of starting my own ned squad or ‘bowrie’ you know own tshirts caps so on so forth but anway here are some translations and usefull tips if you ever encounter one of them…

Translations:- ‘Run ya spoon, its the polis’ - Get a move on, my man, the police are coming…’Ye pure mad mento muppet’ - You are one mad person…’Shut yir geggy, ya tube’ - Refrain from speaking, you fool…’Yir a bawbag by the way’ - Might I add that you are a scrotum

How to insult them:- Your Granny is over 30, You look like a Goth, Your Jewellery isn’t from Argos, You look very individual in that tracksuit

and finaly What do you say to a Ned in a uniform? Big Mac nd fries please

On that Groove…Dancing Doug

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Brought up in eastenders moved on quickly to neighbours then to emerdale, he learnt his first dancing move in Nam it was called the bullet dodge quickstep this is where he met dinoman and supergingerman they rockd, then he danced all round the world some called him a blur of movement others called him douge but they were all wrong…his name… Dancing_Doug…that’s right lock up your blue suede shoes cause he is here….

Well hello I thought i may give this whole intranet thing a try nd write a post oft technology in my day you had to do tap dancing to send any kinda info well here i am and im gonna try nd beat dinomans posts its gonna be hard but i think i mite jst beat it

On that Groove…Dancing_Doug