well if you go here there is a cool thing to see what was number 1 in the UK on your date of birth… mines was…
The UK number 1 single on your birthday was:
The Firm - Star Trekkin’.
so put down what yours was 
please
yippe.. as i own all the episodes of buffy ive decided to watch them all form begining to end.. which should be fun.
eh thats it on that really
on placement right now so im to tired to really do anything… well tired and poor otherwise i’d be out right now :S
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it was 7:59 and i had 3 choices…
1. go to russles and be roughly on time
2. fix my hair then do number 1
3. have dinner then do number 1
so i choose option 1 as i didnt want to be too late for the party!
so got there. and mr and mrsBen where there along with cheezy. so i said my hellos an decided i wanted beer.
off i went to the bar… asked for a “pint of MILLER please.” but i tell you i think i got the most idiot of a barman ever… he couldnt not read a passport… had to ask me where the DoB was… then spent ages looking at it.. like ino im sexy and stuff, but come on.
so then he scurries off and what does he bring me… a pint of guiness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah exaclty.. i looked at him funny and saunterd off to drink it… twas a weird experience.
GI then turned up 
sneaking up behind me like a stealthy ninja. so then we waited… dinoman appeard.. we carried on waiting.. there was no Al and ruth… tsk tsk. 16 good excuses… but we take it they have them. dancing doug was at the tap. another 100 x tsks form me also.
so the night was lovly and jolly. and we made our way to the buff club, which was good
but i need to say sever lack of dancing from some of the mooseters… to name and shame, dinoman, cheezy, mrben)
GI ruled the floor i think. But i need to take my hat off to mrsben up dancing form the word go.
and guys thanks for staring at me when i was dancing with that girl lol
so a merry night was had by all (i hope) and i’ll leave the organizing of the next one to some1 else lol
i do love the photo that was took
Well during the past week ive seen an increase in ned activity ill tell you the how it started…well just finnishd work and i then saw the superheros BigAl and Supergingerman standing outside the gateway just seeing a drunk ned girl getting upducted you know how weird is that but BigAl scared him off with his bouncer jacket( BigAl - ‘yes im the saving the world one ned at a time’ legend) so then the next day i was on te Bus and 3 guys were wearin the exact same clothes….now 1st question is a being a ned like being part of a cult and 2nd question do you think they think that they are cool…well i then was taking the kids to Xstream sports nd they are all part of a squad or a bowrie what the hec is a bowrie? ….
Im thinkin of starting my own ned squad or ‘bowrie’ you know own tshirts caps so on so forth but anway here are some translations and usefull tips if you ever encounter one of them…
Translations:- ‘Run ya spoon, its the polis’ - Get a move on, my man, the police are coming…’Ye pure mad mento muppet’ - You are one mad person…’Shut yir geggy, ya tube’ - Refrain from speaking, you fool…’Yir a bawbag by the way’ - Might I add that you are a scrotum
How to insult them:- Your Granny is over 30, You look like a Goth, Your Jewellery isn’t from Argos, You look very individual in that tracksuit
and finaly What do you say to a Ned in a uniform? Big Mac nd fries please
On that Groove…Dancing Doug
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‘Yir Maw’ Your mother
well 2nite is the moose night out on the tiles.
and i suddenly reaslies its St Paddys day… so its gonna be nice and busy yippe, so should be fun, and hopefully will be pretty cheap on the whole drink front… maybe i should try and get a guiness hat.. even though i dont like it much…
well see yous all 2nite at russles.. i’ll be there from 8.
well i go to work for one day and i come back and dinoman has poted twice in the one day… guess he was serious of a comeback..
and dancing doug is now in the fray.. so i guess im forming a little community on here…
oh well more the merrier and saves me having to post everyday now… but yes ill still (hopefully) have the majority of posts on here, well it is named after me afterall.
well a story of how good me, dinoman and dancing doug are together… lets just say… it was as good as a mikey burger
eh more posts to follow today hopefully… mainly..
what dinoman got upto when he was in new york… which was spooted by mrben.. more to come
Brought up in eastenders moved on quickly to neighbours then to emerdale, he learnt his first dancing move in Nam it was called the bullet dodge quickstep this is where he met dinoman and supergingerman they rockd, then he danced all round the world some called him a blur of movement others called him douge but they were all wrong…his name… Dancing_Doug…that’s right lock up your blue suede shoes cause he is here….
Well hello I thought i may give this whole intranet thing a try nd write a post oft technology in my day you had to do tap dancing to send any kinda info well here i am and im gonna try nd beat dinomans posts its gonna be hard but i think i mite jst beat it
On that Groove…Dancing_Doug
okok mrsben seems to really want a lovly night out… actualy i always do..
so lets say….. friday the 17th march (aka this friday) meet at lke 7 - 8 in…..
now this part i do not know.. as byres road was requested and i dotn know it well… but i can be safe and say russels as mrben takes me there soem tiems for fottie watching.
how is that with every1
P.S 100% attendance is needed please.. not unless your like a few hundred miles away. or not unless you have 16 excuses… and gonna kick my ass is not one of them ok… *looks at bigAl* 
P.P.S oh yeah bring anyone if yous want… just aslong as they are nice
P.P.P.S when we get bored of the pub, or it shuts… im up for going out after words… i think ive got to be somewhere aswell so feel free to join with me there… going to party with irish people
P.P.P.P.S dancing_doug should come aswell…
yeah i got that book on uni when i go on placement next week, in my super cool/sexy uniform….
aye exactly
yeah ive had like litte to no inspiration in what to write here… writers block i think.
so im gonna go to the age old classic of unimaginitve posts… what i have doen the last little while…
well i…
haha got you scared there… but i do have writers block on this it seems. which is pretty upsetting as i like to sit down when im bored and natter away on this..
but like is anyone scared at the length of angel’s comment last post back… it was almost aslong as most of my posts, but saying that it did make me smile.. maybe i shoud chuck dinoman off and give angel a regular spot on here… as long as she doesnt outshie me as that would be wrong!
oh i seen the guy from bullseye the other night.. he was in the garage.. i think that fact that no1 wanted a bullseye show in the garage on a fri night is maybe the reason he was only on for 20 mins… but yeah that was mikeys famous guy of the week… jim bowman (or bowmen i dotn really care..)
anyhoo there snow outside.. might call sparky and have a fight or what not